I don’t understand short shorts. I don’t think the girls (or guys, because it totally happens) who wear them are wrong to wear them or anything. Their purpose just completely baffles me. They’re shorter than my underwear. It’s like you’re wearing nothing. It’s odd. Someone explain short shorts to me please. This is of vital importance.

While you’re at it explain why we still wear ties because they are completely and utterly useless and the more you think about it the stupider they look (unless you’re The Doctor).

Add these to the list of things that will never make sense to me, right up there with forcing clearly straight characters into gay relationships and vice-versa (which doesn’t happen too often BUT I’VE SEEN IT). 

28 September 2

short shortstiesI have a test on Monday and this is what I'm thinking about

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1. fantastical-blogomotron said: Short shorts are a mystery. I don’t understand why it’s so difficult for me to find a pair of shorts at a decent length. I therefore am forced to wear tights under my shorts because that much of my leg is no one’s business. I know nothing of bow ties
2. sound--life said: 1. Many girls wear short shorts to show off their legs and/or ass. 2. Sometimes it’s just too hot to wear anything other than really short shorts. 3. Excuse you, it is 100% acceptable and necessary for Kwiat to wear his bow ties.
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