I don’t understand short shorts. I don’t think the girls (or guys, because it totally happens) who wear them are wrong to wear them or anything. Their purpose just completely baffles me. They’re shorter than my underwear. It’s like you’re wearing nothing. It’s odd. Someone explain short shorts to me please. This is of vital importance.
While you’re at it explain why we still wear ties because they are completely and utterly useless and the more you think about it the stupider they look (unless you’re The Doctor).
Add these to the list of things that will never make sense to me, right up there with forcing clearly straight characters into gay relationships and vice-versa (which doesn’t happen too often BUT I’VE SEEN IT).